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- Person: You any closer to finding yourself a husband yet?
- Me: Are you any closer in buying yourself a Harley Davidson yet?
- Person: What? I don’t want a Harley. I have never expressed that I ever had wanted one.
- Me: Well, I don’t remember expressing that I ever wanted a husband either, but her we are, asking each other anyway.