Today I looked up the legality of owning a river otter.
All I need is a permit.
OH GOD, IF SEA OTTERS WEREN’T ENDANGERED AND PROTECTED BY CALIFORNIA STATE LAW AND PRETTY MUCH NEED TO LIVE IN THE OCEAN THEIR WHOLE LIVES OR ELSE THEY DIE, I WOULD VERY MUCH CONSIDER HAVING ONE AS A PET…
Maybe I can settle for working at an aquarium :’c
(Source: dirtypr3ttythings)

